Porn 101

So quite often I have young men and women ask me, “How do I get into porn?” If you are equipped with a penis, please discontinue reading this article. There are far too many tools in porn who can’t fuck, and even if they are a decent lay, I can’t stand them within 20 feet of me for longer than 5 minutes. Just shut up and fuck, asshole.

Before I give you (my version) of the step-by-step guide on how to become an adult performer, you must read the warning labels.  On average the ones who ask me for advice are under the age of 25. Personally, nobody has a fucking clue who they are or what they want to be before that age. There isn’t even a glimmering idea, and if you are one of the lucky few to have one, life throws you for loops and things change.  What needs to be understood first and foremost is this: Once you shoot any erotic content it may always be found on the internet. Your pussy will always be Google-able. There will forever be an unattractive shot of cum in your eye. Even if you come and go like so many do, you will always be serving your time.

Here are the rules:

  1. Make absolutely sure you are prepared for the repercussions and consequences that will come with the choice. Relationships will change both important and casual.
  2. Do massive amounts of research. Check out all the agencies, ask around, see who is a good fit for you.
  3. Consider and set your boundaries. What exactly are you willing to allow the world to see of you? My personal advice is to TAKE IT SLOW. Start off doing WEBCAM. Become comfortable with the viewers, your persona, and then take the next step you feel comfortable with. Personally I started with solo shoots, girl on girl, and then almost a year later added boy on girl. Once I’m comfortable I try something new.
  4. HAVE FUN! Stay healthy (mentally and physically), and never do anything out of your comfort zone. Stick to your guns and set your boundaries strong.
  5. If you’re going to pay the price, make it worth it. Save the money you make.

These are my top 5 rules. Don’t learn the hard way like me. Always ask questions. Innocence and sanity is stolen every day because young girls are naïve. Don’t be fucking dumb. Read everything you sign, and make any and all decisions CAREFULLY. Any questions, feel free to ask.

By | 2016-10-15T07:23:35+00:00 September 22nd, 2011|Categories: blog|Tags: , , , , , , |1 Comment
  • Sex Mahoney

    Thank you, this was just what I was looking for.