10 Reasons I’m Un-Dateable My pets are people to me. No seriously, I have full conversations with them, my Instragram and Vine are all about their furry butts, AND Lu and Prada have their very on twitters. Leo has one soon to come. My work has priority. I’ve always been this way, and it’s a common complaint that I work too much and I never have time for anyone. I don’t like to leave the house. This is a bad habit as of late. On my days off I just...

This last weekend, May 12, 2013, was national Mothers Day. Really, its such an injustice that mother’s only get one full day of appreciation. They say being a mother is a full time job, so why isn’t a full time job to be a grateful child? I fully understand the fact that not everyone is best friends with their mom like I am, but we all have to admit we wouldn’t be in this world if it wasn’t due to the sheer will and determination to pop you out impatiently...

Hey Ashaholics! I wanted to fill you in on a new and amazing project I was involved in a couple months ago that has just now been released for YOUR PLEASURE. The title is called “Falling Out” by Digital Playground starting contract stars Kayden Kross and Riley Steele. In this movie Kayden and I play best friends who later have a falling out over the illustrious James Deen. I mean, what girls wouldn’t fight over him? I have two scenes in this movie. The lucky men are James Deen and...

I want you.  I want you to give it to me relentlessly, confidently, and intellectually.  I want your tongue, your words, your passion, your thoughts.  I want it all, honey.  Because after all, there’s nothing sexier than a good mind and a great idea.  So would you be so kind and give it to me?  Give me your knowledge, write me your questions, email your heart out, and give sex columnists (like myself) a run for their money! The Juliland Universe, Richard Avery, and myself are extremely excited and very...

Born and bred in Chi City, Gabriella Paltrova is a newbie to the adult industry ready to make her mark.  Already, we know that Gabriella thinks outside of the box and has a quick wit about her as she so candidly tells us, “The best part about being a porn star is being in a match – you versus the penis.”  Quite clearly, she wins every time. A bad bitch with two middle-fingers in the air, Gabriella does not discriminate when it comes to gender.  She believes that grrls are...

As you all may have heard in my most recent Ashaholic podcast I was involved in a wonderful opportunity gifted to me by Deborah Anderson, creator and visionary behind The Aroused Project. What started as some natural make up, and some simple neon kitten Jimmy Choo heels, grew into a breathtaking photo-book and an emotionally unveiling movie. This documentary film literally gets in bed with some of the most beautiful and well known girls in the industry such as Belladonna, Jesse Jane, and Kayden Kross plus many more. The BEST...

Simple. You asked, and I’m answering! @TiffanyTylerxxx: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? No, no, it was a huge hassle getting pulled out of my mothers warm pouch. @IllmaticNinja: Do you pee in the shower? Do you pee anywhere else? @Alex88102: Favorite sexual experience? The one we’re having right now. @Pornstars4vets: Girls or Boys? Which do you prefer? Both, and at the same time. In Juliland we’re hunting for a unicorn. @its_that_1_guy: What the fuck did Bill Murray say to Scarlett Johansson at the end of Lost in...

Does anyone reading this remember preschool or kindergarten? I remember the simple things from then; many lessons I use still to this day. I’m not going to lie, there are probably a few grades I should re-take. Until just 20 minutes ago I realized I’ve been spelling “kindergarten” wrong. As one can also tell my punctuation isn’t always on point, but I try! Just recently in my life I’ve been wondering why people can’t just do good, or even attempt to do the right thing. So what if adults were...